Most of us know the old rhyme, “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Bonnie was once a little human who loved to play this game, avoiding the cracks. Until one day she decided to walk on them deliberately and defiantly. As she stomped on the second crack, Bonnie’s back immediately snapped and made hideous crackling sounds! She lost control of her limbs and suddenly became ravenous for blood. She passed a nearby glass window and was mortified that she had turned into a vampire! Sharpened teeth, no heartbeat, even her fingernails seemed to have suddenly lengthened in mere seconds! If you happen to see Bonnie stomping on sidewalk cracks, don’t make direct eye contact, she will hypnotize you to satisfy her blood thirst.